Lily-Of-The-Valley: Not as Innocent as You Thought
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The lily-of-the-valley are in full bloom. I have to admit, if there ever was a plant that could pass for being fake, lily-of-the-valley is it. No other flower I have ever grown looks and feels so much like plastic as does the stem and flowers of a lily-of-the-valley.
That is not to say that it is not a lovely flower. For many gardeners, lily-of the valley is the bane and bonus of the woodland garden in spring. On one hand, no other spring flower spreads as well or as fast as dear lily-of-the-valley. On the other hand, no other spring flower spreads as well or as fast as damn lily-of-the-valley.
It can withstand crappy soil, drought and damp, but put it anywhere but shade and the plant will die. They are technically native to Asia and Europe but have managed to make themselves quite at home nearly the world over.
Various legends are tied to lily-of-the-valley. It is said that it is the blood of St. Leonard after he slew a dragon, that they are the tears of the Mother Mary and yet others say that the very smell of this flower drives nightingales into a sexual frenzy.
Not quite sure why it was just nightingales in the legend as scientists actually proved that human sperm are excited by the smell of lily-of-the-valley. You read right people, not only can sperm smell, they like the smell of lily-of-the-valley. I don’t make this stuff up. I simply report it. You can make the perfume decisions later.
Technically, lily-of-the-valley is a poisonous plant. Of course that little fact has never stopped the herbalist of the world from trying to use it to cure something. Originally thought to cure a weak brain, in the modern era, low doses have been used to help with weak hearts. One has to wonder if that is somehow tied to the whole sperm thing.
For such an innocent looking little flower, lily-of-the-valley is certainly has an interesting biology. Maybe the fact that it looks like it is made of plastic is not an accident. Lurking in the shadows, exciting sperm, quickening hearts, they are like the floral version of a fetish queen.
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May 19th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I just blogged some lily of the valley today too! I love them!
I see you have Cleveland weather on here. Are you in the Cleveland area? I belong to a group of artists on Etsy called Cleveland Handmade.
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May 19th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
What a raunchy post! But it has given me some ideas for my own heavily shaded bits of garden.
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May 20th, 2008 at 6:37 am
Speaking as sperm producer, I do like the scent of lily-of-the-valley in small quantities, but do hate its invasive qualities. Although if it really does help with weak brains, I may have to plant more.
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May 20th, 2008 at 7:31 am
my trshy neighbors front yard is a mess, but it’s ringed with LOTV..what a great scent, almost like Lilac as a Spring Herald and as memory stoking as a school teachers perfume.
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May 20th, 2008 at 9:31 am
LOL–great post–very informative and funny. Now…off to plant some lily-of-the-valley!
Smiles, Karen
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May 20th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Lily of the Valley is one plant I can not seem to grow. I think it gets too warm here too fast, or I’ve just not found it’s “magic spot” in my garden.
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May 20th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I’m not sure I’d refer to LotV as plastic, but it does have a certain strength despite it’s petite proportions, a certain Jane Eyre determination.
I blogged about it recently as well (http://lostsurprise.blogspot.com/2008/05/in-yard-with-no-lilacs.html). It has a really memorable scent like lilac or cinnamon. It brings up a lot of memories.
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May 20th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Maybe this will help us get pregnant. LOL!
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May 21st, 2008 at 9:29 am
I can’t think of Lily of the Valley without thinking of this doll (http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-KOLOGNE-KIDDLE-DOLL-LILY-OF-THE-VALLEY-IN-CASE_W0QQitemZ160241730545QQcmdZViewItem?IMSfp=TL0805181036a16625)
which was all the rage in 2nd grade.
Lily of the Valley thrives in our Michigan weather in the shady flower bed on the north side of the porch. I’ve tried for a couples year to thin it out, but Lily refuses to budge.
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May 21st, 2008 at 9:36 am
Argh, the link didn’t work.
Allow me to demonstrate some of my mad computer skills.
To see the Lily of the Valley Kologne Kiddle, go here
http://tinyurl.com/3q4gta
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May 21st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Lily-of-the-Valley is one of the titles of God in the Bible!
My Mama just gave me a stalk the other day… it still smells good, even after plucking!
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May 21st, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I just love your blog, Hannah. Living just south of Cleveland (in the secondary snowbelt) and working on the west side, I figure you’ll always tell it like it is, and make me laugh as you do it. I’m surprised that you haven’t had a comment or two about our frigid spring and what it’s doing (or not doing) to your garden. Poor little tomatoes must be looking for some warmth. With a wind chill of 45 degrees at noon on the 21st of May, perhaps you’ll want to address this issue in next week’s blog?
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May 22nd, 2008 at 7:51 am
My in-laws just gave us some of this lovely-smelling plant to transplant from the Cleveland area to our house in Dayton. We love it!
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May 22nd, 2008 at 11:31 am
Hey… how to I look up the types of flowers and what they mean? I want to see what my SILs Hydrenga(sp) means…
PS I just tore out some LotV along side my house… I got sick of looking at the brown dried leaves last summer/fall.
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May 22nd, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Hello Hanna,
Your “flower type test” got me to your site. (I kept wondering why all these garden bloggers were daffodils.)
So, two questions about lily of the valley:
1) If it’s so easy to propagate, how come it’s so expensive (relatively speaking) to buy?
2) If it’s so easy to propagate, why does it die on me?
Thanks for a fun blog.
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May 22nd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
LOTV is a great dig and share plant. My mother gave me some to plant in my garden when my wife and I bought our first house 2 years ago. She recieved it from her father many years before that.
I appreciate the sexual insights into the plant, though I find them quite amusing, I’m not sure I will share the sperm factoid with my mother. I worry that the thought might taint her nostalgic love for the plant.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Invasive- you’ve got it. Mine has just finished blooming (i’m in DC) and I’ve been planning to dig up a bunch and give to a friend. I’m going to print your blog to go along with- what fun to read in the card!
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May 25th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Those are really pretty!
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May 27th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I’m cracking up over here!
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June 9th, 2008 at 9:15 am
“White coral bells, upon a slender stalk
Lilies of the valley by my garden walk
Oh, don’t you wish that you ould hear them ring?
That will only happen when the fairies sing!”
–from a gardener/ former music teacher
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June 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Hm, I’ve sung that round forever. Never thought of it as a possible metaphor for reproduction…but after all, this is the natural world.
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