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Guess That Lawn – The Hanna Edition

Let’s play a game. It’s called Guess that Lawn. Take a look at these pictures I took of lawns in my neighborhood and guess which one is mine. Hmm… Is this Hanna’s lawn? Nope. Not this lawn. Is this Hanna’s Read more ›

The Dandelion Hydra

Come one! Come all! It’s the Hanna’s Garden Oddities Show! Two pence a visitor and we promise that you will see sights that will make your very tailbone shudder. What you see before you is a freak of nature that Read more ›

If I had (370) Million Dollars

Like 90% of the residents of the 12 states that participate in the Mega Millions lottery, I bought a lottery ticket today. The other 10% are either dying in hospitals and unable to express their desire to buy a ticket Read more ›

Invasion of the Tomato Seeds Snatchers

ACKKK! MY TOMATO SEEDS HAVE BEEN SNATCHED! And by the United States government no less. I always knew there was something shady about that Bush character. Iraq, bad foreign policy and crumby environmental stands aside, the real issue here is Read more ›

Faces of Death: The Tomato Version

“The foolish colonel will foam and froth at the mouth and double over with appendicitis. All that oxalic acid! One dose and you are dead. Johnson suffers from high blood pressure, too. That deadly juice will aggravate the condition. If Read more ›

How to Irritate People in the Garden

Are you unfortunate enough to live next door to a neighbor who is a world class jerk? Perhaps you have a neighbor who is the “Property Line Persecutor” or the “Building Inspector Tattle Tale” or the dreaded “Just an Ass”. Read more ›