No longer do I have to feel like the only girl on the block who hasn’t had to spread her branches to get a red tomato. My cherry Peacevine tomatoes have finally given up playing hard to get and have… Read more ›

It’s astounding, time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely, not for very much longer I’ve got to keep controlI remember doing the Time Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me and the void would… Read more ›

Back in the 80s and 90s, some people sported something called a “cocaine pinky”*. This is a pinky nail that has been grown out to an unusually long length so that the person the cocaine pinky was attached to could… Read more ›

Oh yeah… that “they are brutal and aggressive does not even begin to describe their behavior“. One of those little beasts fricking stung me today, 3 times. One of those times was on the nose! My Nose! The right side… Read more ›

Hi. I’d like to welcome you all to the Martha Stewart Fan Anonymous Support Group. Remember, we are here to help you, help yourself with your addiction. It is nothing to be ashamed of and something that each of us… Read more ›

She wandered into the garden sometime over the winter and at first I thought she was gonna be Trouble. Real Trouble. In this garden, plants have a place and she wasn’t in hers. That type of thing makes people notice… Read more ›

A few days ago, I got a telemarketing call. Unlike most people, I don’t absolutely despise telemarketers. As long as the same company doesn’t call me fifteen times in the same week, I am okay with telemarketing calls. I mean,… Read more ›